Hello, I am the prophet of the h religion, chosen by the god, Jellal, himself. http://prntscr.com/iblwvn The religion of the h is sweeping the crafting dead nation! The religion started with Jellal saying "h" and it quickly got many followers, here is the first instance of him saying "h": http://prntscr.com/iblyaz since that one time, Jellal has blessed us with 9 other times that he has said "h". Jellal, is a miracle worker of sorts, he's brought world peace to mostly every planet in the universe other than earth (He's still working on that!). Jellal has said many things that we can quote him on such as: "h" "You can't touch the chicken coop before the old fat man tells us to fly" and the most inspirational one of all that keeps my hope in humanity alive "Sometimes, you never know what life will throw at you, life will just throw you in the trash if you let it, so just keep living, keep loving. If we follow those 2 principles we can get however many fruit-by-the-foots we could ever ask for" Jellal has made several rules for the religion in his own name and mine. There's a 3 step program. 1. Never EVER use the name Jellal or say the word h in vain, this is a sin and will cause you to go to the worst place ever, forever... 9Gag where the evil demon, Jackson stays waiting for fresh blood to torture with anime memes and normie memes. 2. You may never watch anime unless given a blessing by the great god Jellal or his prophet, depending on who you go to it will either be no or yes, if you are to argue with this or go against either person's wishes you will be sent to 9gag where once again Jackson will torture you. 3. Never disobey Jellal, if you do he will decide your fate and you will never return to his palace to ever speak with him again. Everything in these rules can be forgiven if you are able to go repent them to Jellal as fast as you can so Jellal can forgive you, usually Jellal will forgive minor instances of these, but major ones will not go unnoticed and major sinners will be punished These are the most simple rules ever and we must never disobey them. I am currently working on all the stories to follow along with these. Please be patient as more of the h religion is revealed to everyone. @Jellal please confirm everything in this document to be true, thank you. -Pops Prophet, Cool kiddo, and lover of the h religion.